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sex meme? XDXDXDXD

okay, so applepieprinces  wants me to do this meme. but, please please please take note that i'm a total innocent okay? D: she made me a total pervert. *cries like yoochun on FITB tour*

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes  xD MIKI, BRING ON THAT STRAP ON DILDO YO!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime is good ;D and morning, afternoon, night, and dawn too! hahahah

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the side that facing the wall. X3

4. Do you masturbate?
ROFLMAO. i'm innocent. so, i don't.

5. How often? Lately?
i don't masturbate okaaayyyy!

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
can give me a better deal? i don't want money, i want yunho! *dies*

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
a long and cold showers is the best ;D

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
someday i will. 8D

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
used to be my hobby! HAHAHAH [wtf, why am i so honest? =___=]

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive okayy! i don't want to make love with a banana tree. LOL.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
  i love all of you Flist! so lets have a huge gangbang! 200ppl sounds good :D it'll be a FUCKtastic orgy fest! ;DDD

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
know some of them in person. i wish i can meet all of you someday ♥

13. Would you choose love or money?
love can't buy me pretty things. LMAO. XD but i'm not a gold digger yo! just, money helps your love life ALOT.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
wtf. pink dildo with heart shaped handle [i almost bought this last week!], pink leather handcuffs, and cock ring for my partner! hahahaha [wtf wtf wtf wtf!]

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
to tell the truth, yes, but lets not talk about that.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
  i haven't had sex okayyy!

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Let it be on the wet area to dry your clothes. ROFL. [inside the house one], for outside house one, let it be on national museum ;D and quiet sex in library sounds good to me. ROFL.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
ROFL. noooo! havent had sex yet! *pokes*

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
i'm innocent.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no. told you, i'm innocent girl yo!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
OH YEAH MILK THE RAPIST. [i'm high]

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
only went to bar ONCE.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
kissed. but not have sex. i don't have any strap on dildo ATM! hahahah/

24. What's your sexuality?
I'm straight. just sometimes, i tend to forget it. HAHAHAHAHA.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
its so common!

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
oh man, having sex at production room sounds kinky. with a camera, control board 8D might as well record a porn video yo! hahahhaha

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
couple of times! coz i collect cute condoms and cute lubes as hobby 8DDD [and i'm telling the truth.]

29. Bought something from an adult store?
several times XD but i always asked my friend to lend me her ID XD

30. Do you own any sex toys?
i wanna buy that pink dildo T^T

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
haven't bought any! XD

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
let me think. my bestfriend should have it with him =__= we were high that time! hahaha XD


33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
oh yeah, had sex with yunho, and screamed jaejoong. HAHAHHA. okay. never. i haven't had sex yet!

34. Have you ever had phonesex?
almost ROFL.

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
ex-bf ever asked me once, but i refused. isn't it weird that you masturbate in front of your webcam? =___=''''

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
no. LMAO

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
errr, dont wanna tell. *zips my mouth

38. What's your favorite sex act?
i'm innocent!

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
3some isn't my cup of tea =___='''' but i don't mind orgy fest or gangbang. *gets whacked* [random but GANGBANGSHINKI FTW!]

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
want to ask miki, but she did. OH YEAH BABE, I FINISHED YOUR WEIRD MEME! *pokeswithabigPINKneedle!

and i put the right mood to accompany this meme! HUAHAHAH. please note, that is not my actual mood this morning okay! *pokes everyone*

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( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
erodut
Apr. 9th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
*guling2an*

susu susuuuuuuu xD
heuhuehuehue *menghela napas* XD

jujur tp masi ada innocent nya :D
wkakakakak
moonbin_is_love
Apr. 9th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
*gulingin panda jauh2
XDDDDDD

kan aq memang masih innocent pan
;DDD
*kedip2
erodut
Apr. 9th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
elo?

innocent?

ngawur :D thats the most ngawur word :D

*balik guling2an lg*

applepieprinces
Apr. 9th, 2009 11:15 am (UTC)
OMFG DID YOU DO CRACK WHILE ANSWERING THIS?

we should totally buy that pink dildo it would be a sign of our friendship *CRIES*
moonbin_is_love
Apr. 9th, 2009 11:31 am (UTC)
wtf miki. you keep saying i;m on crack. i'm not okay *pokes*
that's the most normal answer you can get from milk, the awesome 8DD
*gets whacked with piranha*

sign of our SHOESMATES bb! hahah
applepieprinces
Apr. 9th, 2009 11:39 am (UTC)
YES A SIGN OF OUR SHOESMATES! *crying so hard* how much is it? im seriously considering this or getting a tattoo. :D
moonbin_is_love
Apr. 9th, 2009 12:08 pm (UTC)
getting a tattoo better dudeeeeeeeee!
8DDDDDDDD

shud we buy a couple shoes?
;DDDDDD
[i've been eyeing this lovely shoes, and i need reason to buy it. HAHAHAH.]
applepieprinces
Apr. 9th, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
yeah i will when i go there on oct but shh, dont tell anyone

*DDDDD

couple shoes sure why not. you buy the shoes and send me a picture of it. HOW THE HECK CAN I BUY ONE IF YOUR THERE AND IM HERE.
shooyou
Apr. 9th, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
aggressive okayy! i don't want to make love with a banana tree. LOL.
LMAO!!
Oh life, I love you. XD

YAH! You want to buy a dildo but you don't masturbate?! I don't see the logic, rofl.
And I never thought I would ever say that sentence. @__@
moonbin_is_love
Apr. 9th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
i want to buy that for my cute things collection darl hahah!
not for that kind of purpose ;DD
i'm innocent. *smiles sweetly hahahah! XDDD

a banana tree or dead log. feel like i'm the one that doing the work. [wtf im talking about]
shooyou
Apr. 9th, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, of course. XDDD
This is your fault for talking this way lol!!
ohssen
Apr. 9th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
and you call urself innocent? >:D
God knows what u ean by 'innocent'! x))
hahahahahahaha! *runs
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